Carnivoo highlights in colour

As Smalltown bids farewell to Carnivoo for another year SomersetClive is delighted to bring you photographic…

Crowd turns out for Carnivoo

The Smalltown and Dullbridge Crowd turned out in force to thinly line the streets of Smalltown…

Lord Pox: “I’m local”

In an attempt to establish his local credentials as the Illiberal Party’s Prospective Missing Person for…

Weather expected for Carnivoo

As Smalltown and Dullbridge wake up on the morn of Carnivoo it is only natural that…

Carnivoo closure chaos predicted

All roads into Smalltown are closed to traffic today and over-zealous Carnivoo Marshalls will be out…

Decision MADE

As revealed this morning in SomersetClive, Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council has made a decision…

Top Secret Rumours

Rumours have been circulating in Smalltown and Dullbridge regarding a Top Secret Meeting which is alleged…

SaD TC expected to announce decision TODAY. Possibly.

The Befuddled controlled Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council is expected to announce today that they’ve finally…

Somerset For Sale?

Dullbridge resident and gazillionaire Eton Rusk is understood to be considering putting together a rescue package…

Another day of weather

The Department of Wind and Precipitation has issued an update regarding meteorological conditions for the Smalltown…