Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Mayor has published his annual Christmas message to residents today. In what…
Category: Festivus
Residents serenade Squire Teflon
Thousands of residents of Smalltown headed to Mansion House Park last night to sing Christmas Carols…
An Apology
SomersetClive would like to apologise for the lack of news yesterday. On Monday night all of…
Mayor’s Masquerade Ball confirmed
In his address to residents the Mayor, Mark Facelift, has confirmed that his Christmas Party will…
Mayor to address residents tonight
Smalltown and Dullbridge Mayor, Cllr Mark Facelift, will tonight give a Press Conference at 8.07pm from…
Squire asks the questions
Video has emerged of Squire Teflon which was purportedly taken as he hosted his annual Christmas…
Squire u-turns, narrowly avoiding u-boats
The Squire has announced a shock u-turn following the public reaction to the Smalltown Shops (SS)…
Plan B cancels Mayor’s party
With only days to go until the Mayor’s Christmas Party, rapper Plan B has cancelled his…
🌲🤢🎄🤢🌲🤢🌲Competition Time
The Smalltown Shops (SS) invite you to take part in its new for this year annual…
🎄The SomersetClive Countdown to Christmas🎄
FREE Advent Calendar! Behind each date on our SomersetClive Advent Calender you will find a wonderful…