Residents in the new Smalltown and Dullbridge, Fridgpond Unitary Constituency (SaDFUC) have recently been treated to…
Category: Election
Teflon’s ‘Advent Calendar of Sh*t’ continues
Squire Teflon received an early Christmas present last night, as he opened another window on his…
Lord Pox: “I’m local”
In an attempt to establish his local credentials as the Illiberal Party’s Prospective Missing Person for…
Clive Saint gets the scoop
Ace reporter and all round popular editor Clive Saint found a crumpled up document titled ‘Statement…
Dullbridge speaks
Dictator Dullard and Squire Teflon are both understood to be ‘spitting feathers’ after Dullbridge residents asked…
Apply within
Dullbridge residents have 13 working days left to request that an election be held in the…
Missing Person confirms he wants to continue to be Missing
The Smells Illiberal group has announced that they have selected current Missing Person, Tim Teepee, to…
BeFuddleds confirm selection
Smells BeFuddled Party has confirmed that they have selected Teresa Stunt as their candidate for the…
Boundary change leads to empty seat
The proposed new electoral boundary changes could lead to dire consequences for Smalltown and Dullbridge, according…