Crowd enjoys events in Smalltown

Smalltown drew in a Crowd of people over the weekend who were mostly seen to be…

Second Tea Party to be held on Sunday

The second of this year’s Mad Hatter’s Tea Parties will take place on Sunday in Smalltown’s…

Squire’s wishes ignored

The recent Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council Town Unimprovements meeting led to further upset for…

Squire warns of danger

Squire Teflon has hit out again at the BeFuddled Party controlled Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town…

Squire seeks answers

Squire Teflon recently posed a series of questions, no doubt Albanian Whiskey fuelled, as he seems…

Squire and Brassy go head to head

Squire Teflon has launched a blistering attack on the BeFuddled Party Councillors, accusing them of “ruining…

Residents invited to talk about Smalltown

A new Town Bored of local residents and businesses is to be formed in Smalltown to…

Feud Fallout Festers

In an extraordinary statement released yesterday, Dictator Kelsey Dullard and Deputy Dictator Eugenie Sherry revealed that…

SADSAD calls for McCads’ head

Eileen Mutton, the Smalltown and Dullbridge Smalltown Administration Deputy (SADSAD) and council staff member who made…

Literary Festival opens tomorrow

Tomorrow sees the start of the Smalltown Literary Festival taking place at the White Elephant Enclosure…