Mystery surrounds the disappearance of a planned production of Hands and Great Al at the White…
Author: Jezza Barksome
ANYUSSC has great week
As it teeters in the edge of bankruptcy the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Scrooge Cuonty Council (ANYUSSC) has spent…
Carnivoo closure chaos predicted
All roads into Smalltown are closed to traffic today and over-zealous Carnivoo Marshalls will be out…
Dictator Dullard ‘shocked’
Smalltown and Dullbridge Headmistress, Mayor and Dictator Cllr Kelsey Dullard has revealed that she was ‘shocked…
Smalltown residents rather upset
Residents of Smalltown have reacted with anger and disbelief to the scene in Nelson Bay Gardens,…
Big factory near Fridgpond
The announcement that the contract for a new big battery building factory has been awarded to…
PRUDE Preferred Partner
As Smalltown and Dullbridge count down the days to the area’s first ever Pride event on…
Pizza purveyor promotes product
One of the many, many, many pizza providers in Smalltown has announced that it will be…
Grid lock warning
A section of Smalltown’s busiest road will be closed for essential digging up this week. Brizzle…
Chernobyl-by-Sea Brown Envelopes
Chernobyl-by-Sea Power Station has come to am agreement with the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council to hand…