Bellend’s Cafe, which has operated from the White Elephant Enclosure since 1894, has confirmed that it…
Author: Emma Pankhurst
Town Bored splinters?
Rumours have been circulating in Smalltown that members of the Same Old Smalltown (formerly known as…
Nominations sought for Community Champion Citizen Citations
It’s that time of year again! Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council are once again asking…
Exercise with Fizzie
A new exercise class for old people is set to start in Smalltown shortly. ‘Music and…
A Case of Mistaken Identity
Tuesday’s Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council Full Council meeting saw Dictator Dullard get herself into hot…
Latest Drop-out meeting a ‘success’
Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Councillors held another of the poorly attended Drop-out sessions last Thursday at…
New cookery classes to start
The Falafel Cafe, based in Smalltown’s Rhythm Method Church will be starting some free cookery classes.…
Residents warned of further high hikes
Smalltown’s foremost mathematician, Karen Borderbum has warned local residents that the 23% increase in Council Tax…
Company using property for multiple occupancy applies for permission to use property for multiple occupancy
The owner of the former care hotel on Barrow Road has finally submitted a planning application…
Warning weather could trigger eruption
The Department of Wind and Precipitation (DWP) has issued a warning to Smalltown and Dullbridge residents…