With only four days to go before The Mistress’ Chateau Park Bank Holiday Jamboree and Fate…
Author: Emma Pankhurst
Protestors face off
In scenes remiscent of an episode of classic television comedy series ‘Father Ted’ protestors gathered outside…
Official statement awaited
Rumours are circulating in Smalltown that Mistress Bones and Squire Teflon have cancelled The Mistress’ Chateau…
Even More Tea
Smalltown and Dullbridge Headmistress and Town Mayor Councillor Kelsey Dullard continued her tour of the area…
Work begins on fountain
Former Mayor of Smalltown and Dullbridge, His Royal Highness, Lord Admiral Emperor Nelson Jones, First Duke…
9 things we’ve learned
As is the way of local media, whenever we find ourselves short of news (or in…
Programme makers seek help
Producers of a new Channel 94 show to be called The Great British Auction Off, have…
End of an Era
After supplying the electricity needs of Smalltown, Dullbridge, and beyond for almost 94 years, yesterday saw…
Man not-in-dress accused of corrupting children
A man notwearing a dress has been accused of corrupting the nation’s children. Drag Queen, Verdi…
SaDTC set to declare emergency
Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council will be discussing whether or not to declare a State…