BeFuddled Selection Party still thinking

With the Illiberals having already announced their candidate for the next General Election in the new…

Dullbridge speaks

Dictator Dullard and Squire Teflon are both understood to be ‘spitting feathers’ after Dullbridge residents asked…

The best laid plans

Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council was forced to cancel the Planning and Scheming meeting, scheduled for…

Recent rumblings revealed

It has been revealed that Squire Teflon’s recent public denunciation of the local BeFuddled Party didn’t…

Apply within

Dullbridge residents have 13 working days left to request that an election be held in the…

Squire chair share

Fridgpond & Smalltown Illiberal Association has announced that Squire Teflon and his close-friend and employer Mistress…

Residents warning issued

Residents in the Smalltown Posh electorate ward are being advised to lock their doors, close their…

Red flags for SaD?

Members of the Peoples Front for the Liberation of Fridgpond (PFFTLOP) have recently noticed that Smalltown…

BeFuddleds advertise for Candidate

The BeFuddled Party has been reduced to advertising for a candidate to stand for a seat…

Missing Person misses out

It had been confirmed that Smalltown and Dullbridge Missing Person, Tim Teepee, missed out on a…