The All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council’s genius ‘Festival of Nothing’ will begin tomorrow and is expected to…
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Residents rumble
Residents of Smalltown and Dullbridge have reacted with incredulity after learning that Smalltown and Dullbridge Town…
Dictator has ‘good’ idea
Following the heavy rain and thunderstorms in Smalltown and Dullbridge last weekend, which saw areas of…
ANYUSCC install deterrent
The All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council has this week installed hundreds of tin foil pyramids around the…
SaDTC spending spree continues
Having already agreed to spend more money than is in the budget for Christmas Lights, the…
SaD Town Council award contract
Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council has confirmed that it will be spending £63,000 on Christmas Lights…
SaD TC confirm they don’t understand
Councillors at Monday night’s Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council Finance and Misappropriation Committee meeting demonstrated they…
GSoH found at SaDTC
A comedian at Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council has decided that Dictator Dullard’s normally over-long…
Start of Open Season declared
This weekend saw the start of the Open Season for Idiots in Bream. Always a popular…
Town Bored meeting a ‘success’
The inaugural meeting of the Smalltown Town Bored was a ‘huge success’ even though it was…