Close-friend of the Squire, Mistress Bones is currently advertising another vacancy. This time it’s not for…
Author: The Administrator
Plan B cancels Mayor’s party
With only days to go until the Mayor’s Christmas Party, rapper Plan B has cancelled his…
Smalltown’s Poet Laureate writes
May the banners and flags today unfurl,Someone has given birth to a baby girl.The dad is…
Book Review: A brief history of Hayloft Road Palace
A Brief History of Hayloft Road Palace by local history expert Mr G. W. Hurling, available…
Loud Bangs heard
Several residents reported hearing loud bangs in the Smalltown and Dullbridge area last night and armchair…
Squire’s toast burns bridges
The annual Smalltown & Dullbridge Illiberal Christmas Extravaganza (SaD ICE) has taken place. Guests of honour…
T-reeping what you sow?
Smalltown & Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council is reported to be “most upset” that its car park…
Election date announced
The date for the election of councillors to the ‘AllNewYetUnimproved Somerset Cuonty Council’ has been announced…