After Squire Teflon’s dastardly plan to divert trade from G W Hurling (SomersetClive, 11 January) backfired…
Author: The Administrator
The Squire & The Mistress start the race
Local members of the Illiberal party are to be weaponised this weekend on behalf of Squire…
SaD Town Mayor presents prizes
Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Mayor, Mark Facelift, today presented the certificates and vouchers for The White…
Nominations for Community Champion Citizen Citations sought
Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council are asking residents to send in their nominations for the Community…
The Mistress and her failed Jamboree
SomersetClive’s unstoppable reporter has been going through old files of unresolved Smalltown mysteries. The latest case…
Battle to save lives
Angered by the thought of missing out on donations from locals and holidaymakers alike the Really…
A lack of honour
SomersetClive understands that Squire Teflon has had a minor meltdown this Yuletide after learning that he…
Residents serenade Squire Teflon
Thousands of residents of Smalltown headed to Mansion House Park last night to sing Christmas Carols…
An Apology
SomersetClive would like to apologise for the lack of news yesterday. On Monday night all of…