At the White Elephant Enclosure.
Smalltown’s White Elephant Enclosure is to play host to the acclaimed production ‘The Strange Case of Dr Squire and Mr Teflon’ in March.
A spokespuppet said: “The townsfolk believe Doctor Henry Squire is a good man. Purporting to be successful within his field and respected by his peers, he’s close to a revelation that will change the face of local politics forever. His methods are less than ethical and when a close friend and colleague threatens to expose and destroy his work, Squire is forced to admit he has a second personality, the brutal Edward Teflon. Teflon has no conscience and leaves a trail of shattered lives behind him. Squire refuses to take the blame for his own transgressions and instead claims that Mr Teflon is behind it all.
Will the townsfolk realise that in reality Dr Squire does not live up to his carefully cultivated public persona and that he and the evil Mr Teflon are one and the same person?”
Tickets are selling slowly at £94. No concessions.
Not only shattered lives but battered wives too😁😂