Politics
I personally know that a lot of people think I’m just a Town Councillor in Smalltown and Dullbridge. So you may be quite surprised to discover that I myself am personally much more than that.
I myself seriously take my roll as a Town Councillor very seriously indeed. Far more seriously than anyone takes me. We are all human and I am a human. But I myself personally am much more than that.
I myself am lucky enough to have a title. The title is Councillor and this makes me personally very important. We are all important in much smaller different ways. But I myself personally am much more important than anyone else because I am a Councillor.
Being a SaD Town Councillor really means that I am a ‘Politichun’, not just a Town Councillor but a POLITICHUN. Take a few minutes to let that sink in and be really impressed by it, because it is impressivly impressive. I know I am myself a Politichun because it says so on my social media accounts.
Being a Politichun means that I myself do stuff like having ideas. I have quite a few ideas. They aren’t good ideas but in the grand scale of things they are ideas nonetheless. Lots of people have ideas but because they are not Politchuns they do not have the platform that I myself personally have.
Personally I am always willing to listen to ideas. Even the ones I don’t understand like maths, english, science, history, geography and home economics. Ideas are good. Headmistress Dullard agrees with me on that. Although she did tell me that some of my ideas aren’t very good at all.
As a Politichun I do try to speak on everyone’s behalf but there is always the possibility of human error and I will admit I am by far perfect. Encouraging public attendance or engagement is crucial to closing that important gap between important people like Politichuns and, more importantly, not important people. But, we are all human and no one should be subject to any abusive behaviour because of their disagreements, even if there is a Cllr title before the name.
(Ed – Emma, I know you aren’t enjoying this mentoring lark, but please, please, please can you show Robb where the spellcheck button is and also have a little word with him about syntax. Reading that has given me a headache.
Mr Editor, Sir, I think it’s important that we let Robb’s real voice be heard.)