Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council hailed the first Climate Rescue Action Plan (CRAP) Festival a ‘success’ even though more members of the Smalltown Town Band were in attendance than members of the public.
Addressing an audience of one man and his dog for over an hour, Dictator Dullard said “It is good to see you here, and I hope you have taken onboard Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council’s suggestion that you change your energy supply to a green tariff. Even if SaD Town Council rejected that slightly more expensive but more environmentally friendly tariff ourselves.
By making these small changes we can all be very proud of ourselves. This really is a case of ‘do as I say and not as I do’ .
Other changes my Town Council has made had been to.. Um… Errr… Well… Never mind.
Let’s just say… It’s been good.”
All the stall holders present said they’d had a lovely time talking to each other, before packing away and loading their plastic gazebos into their fuel-guzzling cars and driving home.
All-in-all a good day out in cloud cuckoo land.