Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Councillors were unanimous in their condemnation of Cllr Jock McCads during last night’s Full Town Council meeting.
Although Cllr McCads was not at the meeting, as he is currently banned from the Hayloft Road Palace Retirement Home for Bemused and Bewildered BeFuddled Party ex-Teachers (and Others), the assembled Councillors wasted no time as they lined up to register their disgust at his behaviour towards the Smalltown and Dullbridge Smalltown Administration Deputy (SADSAD), Eileen Mutton.
Ms Mutton had accused Cllr McCads of ‘lewd, leering, and misogynistic behaviour’ after he had made several comments relating to her breasts, culminating in him suggesting that she help him out with his request for grant funding for a Mad Hatter’s Tea Party, by wearing a balcony bra and thrusting them in the face of the Smalltown Temporary Executive Administration Manager (STEAM) Con Slurs.
A meeting of the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council Standards Board upheld Ms Mutton’s complaint and has asked SaD Town Council to send Cllr McCads on a Special Course for Chauvinist Councillors. SaD Town Councillors voted unanimously to support the sanctions recommended.
Speaking at the meeting Dictator Dullard said “Our lovely Code Of Conduct is a very important document that enables councillors and staff to work together in mutual respect.
This school takes bullying very seriously and so we have had no choice but to suspend Cllr McCads. If, after he has undergone the Special Course for Chauvinist Councillors, I do not see an improvement in his behaviour then he will be expelled.”
Cllr Banish Barracuda added that Cllr McCads had used language that was “inapproriate and unacceptable” and the Standards Board recommendations are “appropriate and acceptable.” He confirmed that the Smalltown and Dullbridge BeFuddled Party are thinking about holding a meeting to consider whether any party sanction should be applied to Cllr McCads, but no decision on a date has yet been made because “decisions are very difficult.”.
Deputy Dictator Cllr Eugenie Sherry said “The comments made by Cllr McCads to Ms Mutton were entirely inapproriate and disrespectful and there can be no tolerance for such behaviour or language in our workplace.
When Ms Mutton brought this to the attention of myself and Dictator Dullard we immediately suggested that she make a formal complaint rather than trying to sort the issue out internally ourselves, as despite my previous time spent in Human Resources, I didn’t feel that we had the experience required.”
New Deputy Mayor Cllr Robert NotBothered added: “This council offers our full support (and I dont mean suggestions for a better fitting bra) to Ms Mutton.
Squire Teflon took to the floor and could barely contain his glee as he declared that Cllr McCads’ behaviour had been an “absolute disgrace.”
He should never have admitted to saying any of this. In situations like this it is always best to deny, deny, deny. This approach has worked very well for me in the past. ‘Never admit, you’ll look like a tit.’.
I also want to add that my Illiberal Party members find this behaviour, when undertaken by a member of the opposing party, appalling and we have wasted no time in publicising the link to this story across all our social media accounts.”
Cllr McCads must now remain on the naughty step until he has completed his Special Course for Chauvinist Councillors, which will be undertaken when SaD Town Council has been able to decide about which Special Course for Chauvinist Councillors he should undertake.