Replying to a comment on AceCrook, Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water, has confirmed that the crusty jugglers, who were due to be wandering the streets of Smalltown today entertaining the masses, have cancelled their scheduled appearance.
“The day is going to go ahead… but without the crusty jugglers. Apparently they were only coming so that they could fill their pockets with FREE cake and now that the FREE cake is no longer FREE they have decided to take their services elsewhere.
If anyone has any dogs on string leads that we could borrow, please let us know – we were planning to tie them to the tables to prevent unauthorised access to the FREE lunch for invited guests only.”
Owners of dogs on string leads are being asked to turn up and tie their dogs to any available table leg.