Squire Teflon has been showing off the results of his recent Keep Fit programme. In an attempt to make it look as if the new healthy living lifestyle he and close-friend and running partner, Mistress Bones, have adopted, the Squire has recently been photographed breathing in and puffing out his chest as he tries to look slim.
In what is being widely touted as yet another of the Squire’s attempts to con the electorate, this time over his three-stone weight loss, Teflon is standing at a slight angle to the camera, rather than straight on. The Squire posed coquettishly, with his hands on his hips.
Pictured on the Illiberal Party Smalltown Posh AceCrook page, Teflon showed off his new svelte form by wearing a pair of slacks and a striped zip up collared top over a shirt and tie combination, however, the Squire appeared to have forgotten the golden rule that vertical stripes are more slimming than horizontal and the shirt and tie combo only served to emphasise his hamster-like features.
Unfortunately he wasn’t able to keep up the strenuous pose for long and, as soon as the camera panned away, he breathed out and his gut returned to its normal position.