Time moves slowly in Smalltown

The Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council Town Unimprovements Committee has finally set the cogs in motion…

Emergency situation declared

Smalltown and Dullbridge saw an outbreak of mass hysteria this week, with residents spotted foaming at…

Smalltown Posh residents ‘fumin’

Residents of the Smalltown Posh area of Smalltown are said to be ‘fumin’ after it was…

SaD Town Council agree they can’t do anything

The Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council Town Unimprovements Committee held at the end of May…

End of Term Report

It’s the one SomersetClive readers have been waiting for. What does Dictator Dullard make of the…

McCads sidelined

The first Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council Full Council meeting, held at the beginning of May,…

Lady Brassy claims the biggest crowd since the last biggest crowd

In scenes reminiscent of Ronald Tramp’s inauguration, where he claimed a bigger crowd than had turned…

End of Term Report

Dictator Dullard continues her End of Term Reports by taking a look at another Illiberal Party…

Diners left ‘outraged’ and ‘appalled’

Diners at a Smalltown pub say they were left “outraged” and “appalled” after a man and…

Who is responsible?

With the agenda for the Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council’s ~White Elephant Enclosure Mismanagement Committee meeting…