Former-Councillor Fencesitter explains

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Eagerly anticipated return

Excitement is mounting in Smalltown as residents eagerly anticipate the return of the Smalltown Cheese, Chutney,…

What’s on

The attempt by theTop Secret Consultant employed by Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council WEE Mismanagement Committee…

A case of Déjà vu

Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council Planning Committee will tonight discuss a proposal from British Telephones to…

More Love in a Smalltown

Volume Two – More Love in a Smalltown – sees us once again following the exploits…

Carnivoo comment on closure complaints

The overzealous Carnivoo Sheriff, Madley Dangeridge, has spoken out about the scheduled road closures which have…

Carnivoo ‘coup’ claim

Former Carnivoo Committee Chairman, Bill Old, has revealed that he was ousted from his position following…

SaDTC to think and talk about purchase

Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council’s Finance and Misappropriation Committee will tonight discuss the possibility of…

WEE ‘incredibly popular’ claim SPAM and SCAMPI

The Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council White Elephant Enclosure Mismanagement Committee has confirmed that they have…

Yesterday’s news today

The traditional feel of Smalltown Main Street is encapsulated by the presence outside of its shops…