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The minutes for the Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council Town Unimprovements Committee held in November show that once again no one is paying attention.
According to the draft minutes currently in circulation the Councillors in attendance were chair Jim Rabbithole, Illiberals Squire Teflon, Mark Facelift, Catty Staring and Saul Synn, together with BeFuddled Patsy Knickers and Captain Rumm.
Whilst it’s an easy mistake to make, given that he didn’t actually contribute anything to meetings, Captain Rumm actually stood down as a Councillor in September and hasn’t been seen at the Hayloft Road Palace Retirement Home for Bemused and Bewildered BeFuddled Party ex-Teachers (and Others) since then.
Little mistakes like this may be easy to correct, and may be due to an oversight (quite literally in this case), but is still cause for concern and leads to questions about the accuracy of other items mentioned in minutes for SaDTC meetings.
Seeing Councillors who aren’t actually there must mean that the Smalltown Administration Guru (SAG) and Smalltown and Dullbridge Smalltown Administration Deputy (SADSAD) are either hallucinating or need to go to the opticians.