In an attempt to establish his local credentials as the Illiberal Party’s Prospective Missing Person for…
Month: November 2023
Weather expected for Carnivoo
As Smalltown and Dullbridge wake up on the morn of Carnivoo it is only natural that…
Carnivoo closure chaos predicted
All roads into Smalltown are closed to traffic today and over-zealous Carnivoo Marshalls will be out…
Decision MADE
As revealed this morning in SomersetClive, Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council has made a decision…
Top Secret Rumours
Rumours have been circulating in Smalltown and Dullbridge regarding a Top Secret Meeting which is alleged…
SaD TC expected to announce decision TODAY. Possibly.
The Befuddled controlled Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council is expected to announce today that they’ve finally…
Somerset For Sale?
Dullbridge resident and gazillionaire Eton Rusk is understood to be considering putting together a rescue package…
Another day of weather
The Department of Wind and Precipitation has issued an update regarding meteorological conditions for the Smalltown…
International News -Weevil TC to obtain WEHE
An example of the recent poor financial decisions which have led to am overspend by the…
What’s on
The White Elephant Enclosure After the abject failure of last weekend’s two performance of a play…