Squire Teflon has contacted SomersetClive asking for our help with a tricky problem.
Speaking exclusively to us, because no one else was interested, the Squire said “I wonder if your readers can help me? I don’t have any friends and it can get very lonely drinking Albanian Whiskey on your own.
Would anybody like to come for a coffee ,or a tea, and chat?
In case you didn’t know, I am very important because I am your elected representative.
However, this is not a political chat. Just talk to me? Please. Will someone please talk to me? Anyone. I’m not fussy.
I really can’t take much more of Mistress Bones’ incessantly rambling about the difficulties in finding young skivvies to work for peanuts, or the neccesity of finding more space for more tat in her Newspaper and Tat Emporium.
So someone to talk to over tea or coffee would be great. You can pay.”
We asked Squire Teflon if he planned to share any of his massive stock of Albanian Whiskey with any one who came forward and he said “No. Definitely not. You’ll need to bring your own. And bring a chair as well, I still haven’t got any.”