Addressing members of Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council at the recent Full Council meeting Headmistress, Mayor and Dictator Kelsey Dullard revealed that she has recently suffered another bout of Corvid and had been confined to her quarters for over a week.
“It has not been good and I have wasted a week of my time. Time which I could have spent having my photograph taken, cutting ribbons and drinking tea.” Dictator Dullard told Councillors.
Unfortunately it seems that her brush with Corvid has left Dictator Dullard with memory problems as she then went on to say “The last few weeks have also been dominated by my Climate Rescue Action Plan Festival which was held in Pinnacle Park on the afternoon of October 30th.”
Anyone who went to the CRAP Festival (which was very few people) will know that it was actually held on September 30th, a full month earlier than the one Dictator Dullard attended.
However, there is no need to worry, as Dictator Dullard also “joined the Dementia Friendly Service at Smalltown’s St Genesius Church. This service offers support and comfort to those who attend and I had a very good time. I think. I can’t quite remember.”