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It had been confirmed that Smalltown and Dullbridge Missing Person, Tim Teepee, missed out on a promotion, following the departure of his boss, Len Pallace, from the Ministry of War.
Teepee had been hopefully that his previous support of former Prime Minister, Horace Monsoon, before changing his mind and supporting Fliss Thrust in the race to replace Mr Monsoon, before finally changing his mind once again to pledge allegiance to current Prime Minister Sushi Runak, would hold him in good stead for the role of Minister of War.
Unfortunately Mr Runak didn’t quite see it that way and gave the job to Grand Mishaps.