As you know, I’m not normally one to blow my own trumpet, but my predictions are unfailingly correct. Some people laughed when I predicted that the vacancy for the Smalltown Provisional Arts Manager (SPAM1) would be filled by one of the authors of the Top Secret Report, drawn up by the Top Secret Consultants to look into ways to make the WEE a success.
But who’s laughing now? Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council are making payments to one of the consultants for ‘programming advice’. If that’s not the SPAM1 role, I’ll eat my turban.
Yes, once again I have maintained my 100 percent accuracy. You read it here first.