Somerset Police have confirmed that they have arrested a man on suspicion of being a public nuisance after an incident in the early hours of Tuesday morning.
A member of the pubic called the police to report a man wearing a full latex suit and gimp mask who had jumped out in front of her car, causing her to swerve. She claimed the man smelled strongly of Albanian Whiskey, although she later said that it could have been rubber fumes.
Police said the man had previously been arrested on suspicion of causing a public nuisance in relation to several incidents all over Somerset which took place in April, May, June, July, August, October and December last year, but had been released on bail pending further investigation.
Inspector Gordon Ball, of the neighbourhood policing team, said: “We understand this latest incident may cause the community some concern, as we know that Squire Teflon is well known for this type of behaviour.
We would like to assure the community that we have been trying for some time to curtail Squire Teflon’s nefarious activities and will continue to do so to the best of our abilities.”
Meanwhile, Squire Teflon denied being the man concerned saying “The man arrested in connection with this incident was in his 30s.
Whilst I appreciate that this is the sort of activity I can be involved in, and often am when I’m in the confines of my bedsit and my close friend Mistress Bones is busy elsewhere, I haven’t been in my 30s for some time. It wasn’t me.”
Anyone who sees Squire Teflon acting suspiciously or has CCTV, doorbell or dashcam footage which could help the Police with their inquires is asked to get in touch.