Councillor Robb Apprentice-Candlestick Maker had to apologise to Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council Headmistress, Mayor and Dictator Cllr Kelsey Dullard, for interrupting her speech at the Annual Towns Meeting on Tuesday night.
Speaking to Dictator Dullard after the meeting Cllr Apprentice-Candlestick Maker said “Please miss, I’m really sorry I was late. The school bus was delayed by the roadworks.”
During the meeting fellow BeFuddled Party Councillor, Jim Rabbithole praised Councillor Apprentice-Candlestick Maker saying “He’s been a really good boy this year and has been very busy this week posting links to the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council’s online pot hole reporting page on AceCrook. Some of his social media posts have been viewed by as many as six people, so I think we should congratulate him on that achievement.”
Dictator Dullard agreed saying “Yes, well done Cllr Apprentice-Candlestick Maker. I’m going to award you with one of my gold stars for effort. However, I’m taking it away again, because you interrupted my speech.”
Cllr Apprentice-Candlestick Maker was later seen consoling himself with Tax Payer funded biscuits.