With Valentine’s Day just around the corner SomersetClive will be opening our Merchandise Cupboard to show you some ideas which are guaranteed to bring a smile to the face of your significant other. Exclusively available from our office we’ve got a cornucopia of wonderous present ideas.
Everyone loves a pen, don’t they? SomersetClive reporters are never without a pen. Jolly useful things pens. Our special Commemorative pen comes in a tin. Why not buy a set of six – no shirt pocket is complete without a set of pens.
Got an Albanian Whiskey lover in your life? Why not treat them to a specially engraved Whisky tumbler. Thay way they’ll have no excuse to swig their Albanian Whiskey straight from the bottle.
Or how about spending a night under the stars, camping out in style beside Lake Dullbridge. Having obtained a large stock of Mistress Bones KnickerTents (TM) we currently have a special offer for purchasers. Please note some of these have been used by the previous owner.
Idle hands make work for the Devil or so they say. Keep the man in your life busy by setting him to work cleaning your house. Put the sparkle back into your love life by getting him to do it naked, with nothing but a SomersetClive personalised apron to cover his modesty.
Our ever popular T-shirt range has been selling fast. With two designs to choose from one of them will be sure to meet your needs. Available in several sizes but please note that there is limited availability of Design B as it has been more popular than Design A.
Also available to purchase from either our office or G.W.Hurlings are copies of SomersetClive reporter Steve Gull’s epic masterpiece ‘Love in a Smalltown‘, the inside story of a love affair between two people which lead to a colossal waste of Council Tax payer’s money.
Whichever of our gifts you choose to purchase we are certain that they will hit the spot with your lover.