To weed or not to weed

With judges from the national Britain in Flower Festival (BIFF) due to arrive in Smalltown, organisers…

Mayor urges residents to ‘do their homework’

Smalltown and Dullbridge Headmistress and Town Mayor, Kelsey Dullard, has urged residents to ‘think very carefully’…

Unrivalled views from this traditional boozer

Continuing our Editor, Clive Saint’s guide to the glorious watering-holes of Smalltown. The Sad & DesperatePositioned…

Fire Service enjoy visit to the seaside

Both the Really Needy Lifesaving Association (RNLA) and Smalltown Area Ship Hovercraft and Helicopter (SMASHH) have…

Squire injured. Again

Squire Teflon suffered another unfortunate incident recently after yet another chair was pulled from beneath him…

Late for an Important Date

Four Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Councillors found themselves in detention after they arrived late at the…

Book signing on, off and on again

World renowned local author, Nicholas Voyd, has confirmed that he will be appearing at G.W. Hurlings…

BeFuddleds announce new Committee structure

After assuming control of Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council, the BeFuddled Party has announced a…

Canoe Club to the rescue

Members of the Smalltown Canoe Club rowed to the rescue of a ship from the Smalltown…

‘Love in a Smalltown’

The story so far…Squire Teflon has helped Mistress Bones with funding for her dream to bring…