Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Councillor Banish Barracuda has appealed to SomersetClive readers to help him…
Year: 2022
Official statement awaited
Rumours are circulating in Smalltown that Mistress Bones and Squire Teflon have cancelled The Mistress’ Chateau…
We put AI to the test
Feta, the company behind AceCrook, recently unveiled a new way to converse for lonely keyboard warriors,…
Mrs Clive speaks!
Following the devastating news that one of SomersetClive Editor Clive Saint’s socks has gone missing, presumed…
Confused? You should be
Confusion reigns at the Hayloft Road Palace Retirement Home for Bemused and Bewildered BeFuddled Party Ex-Teachers…
Change confirmed
Following ‘The Hottest Summer on Record’ with ‘Temperatures Higher than the Sahara’ which saw ‘Record Numbers…
Desperate search launched
A desperate search was launched this morning after one of SomersetClive Editor Clive Saint’s socks was…
Even More Tea
Smalltown and Dullbridge Headmistress and Town Mayor Councillor Kelsey Dullard continued her tour of the area…
Work begins on fountain
Former Mayor of Smalltown and Dullbridge, His Royal Highness, Lord Admiral Emperor Nelson Jones, First Duke…
Sadgebore hit back
Stung by criticism that Smalltown suffers from a lack of water for small children to use…