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All roads into Smalltown will be closed to traffic and over-zealous Carnivoo Marshalls will be out in force ensuring that road users don’t attempt to drive anywhere.
Carnivoo Sheriff Madley Dangeridge has confirmed the road closures saying “In order to ensure that people attend Carnivoo we have closed all the roads out of Smalltown. This means that residents won’t be able to go anywhere, so they may as well give up and go to the Carnivoo.”
Anyone thinking at attempting to avoid Carnivoo is advised not to. You can’t avoid it.
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