Following ‘The Hottest Summer on Record’ with ‘Temperatures Higher than the Sahara’ which saw ‘Record Numbers of Visitors to Smalltown’ and ‘People Cooling Off in the Sea at Smalltown’ it has been confirmed that there will be a lack of hot weather related headlines from today.
Following confirmation that a few small spots of rain have been seen in Smalltown and Dullbridge the next few weeks will see a return to rain-related stories.
Readers can expect a deluge of stories warning that ‘Rain Stops Play’ after ‘Thunderstorms Hit Smalltown and Dullbridge’ causing ‘Severe Flooding’ with the strong possibility that ‘Caravan Washed Away in Bream During Storm’ and ‘Hayloft Road Palace Struck By Lightning’ may also make an appearance.
You have been warned.