STEAM appointed

Following the departure of Tanya Summer, the former Smalltown Head Administration Guru (SHAG), Smalltown & Dullbridge has had to fill the hole by appointing interim personnel.

SaD Town Council has announced the new
Smalltown Temporary Executive Administration Manager (STEAM) as Con Slurs. Con is seconded temporarily from a position in Toffshire and is well known in Carnivoo circles.

The only person currently left in the SaD Town Council office said “Con Slurs has an impressive CV, a former Carnivoo Marshall, he has plenty of experience in dealing with recalcitrant councillors, although it is to be hoped that Squire Teflon will prove less of a problem over the forthcoming five years as he is currently unable to wield his usual power in Hayloft Road.

This is the first time in living memory that Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council has had a male in the office, as Squire Teflon finds them immune to his advances.”

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