What’s on

At the White Elephant Enclosure.

Don’t miss your chance to join a very select audience at this afternoon’s screening of the old film ‘Some Like it Cold’, the latest offering in the Smalltown Culture and Arts Manager’s (SCAM) attempt to attract crowds to the WEE.

The ‘Old Film Screenings’ were introduced by the SCAM this year in yet another bid to get bums on seats and reverse the fortunes of the failing WEE. With 10 tickets sold to this afternoon’s viewing this represent a grand total of £50.00 into the WEE coffers.

If the SCAM can keep up this level of genius ideas, the WEE could well see a profit by 2099 and would no longer have to rely on ginormous handouts and subsidies from Council Tax payers.

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