The Somerset Illiberal Party recently posted a link on their AceCrook page asking residents for their views. The survey, which could only be completed by people willing to be badgered by the party, was titled “We want to hear your views”.
However, it quickly became apparent that they didn’t, as residents, frustrated by not being able to complete the survey without filling in their personal details, took to the comments section of AceCrook to share their views.
Among the ‘family friendly’ (of which there were very few) comments were:-
“Yeah!!! Stop destroying this beautiful county and country by stepping down!!!!”
“Abolish the Illiberal Party.”
“Save money by not paying councillors.”
“Lol without you.”
“Don’t vote Illiberal.”
Since the survey was posted the Illiberal Party social media manager has spent hours deleting all the negative comments until only one remains.
“Bring back weekly rubbish collections.”
You would think that after twelve years in power at Cuonty Hall the Illiberal Party would already have an idea of what needs to be done to improve life for residents in the area.
Meanwhile, Smalltown Posh Illiberal Party candidates, Squire Teflon and his close-friend Mistress Bones are also asking for the views of residents on their leaflet advertising their wares. Luckily the close-coupling haven’t included their own contact details, so the local postmen won’t have to deal with the deluge of suggestions.