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Month: December 2021
A cunning plan?
Following Squire Teflon’s tears over his absence from the New Year’s Honours List, SomersetClive has received…
A lack of honour
SomersetClive understands that Squire Teflon has had a minor meltdown this Yuletide after learning that he…
Great News for the WEE
It’s been confirmed today that The White Elephant Enclosure will have at least six seats filled…
The Mayor’s Christmas Message
Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Mayor has published his annual Christmas message to residents today. In what…
Town Destruction Committee Cancelled
A spokespeasant for Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council released a statement last night regarding the forthcoming…
Prowler Spotted
Police are warning residents of Smalltown and Dullbridge to be extra vigilent after they received reports…
Residents serenade Squire Teflon
Thousands of residents of Smalltown headed to Mansion House Park last night to sing Christmas Carols…
Councillor ‘shocked’
Councillor Fencesitter has admitted that he was ‘shocked, but delighted’ to have received a handwritten Christmas…
Plea for less waste
Somerset’s Community Recycling and Processing (CRAP) have asked residents to help cut down on the amount…