Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council are seeking to locate a new kiosk in the car park at their premises in Hayloft Road.
The SaDTC TC said “This will greatly improve our ability to launder all our decisions and budgets. We can pop all the paperwork in the machines and after a thorough service it will come out completely illegible and devoid of fingerprints. From now on all our decisions will look squeaky clean and all Councillors will come out smelling of roses.“
At the time of going to press, SomersetClive understands that SaDTC is perplexed by the process of bribing itself to ensure planning for the kiosk goes smoothly,