Meet the candidate

Last, and most definitely least, we bring you Robert NotBothered, standing as an Independent candidate in…

Mistress goes behind the Squire’s back

The current Illiberal Party manifesto pours scorn on the BeFuddled Party’s promise of ‘Free Bun Fridays’…

Two Step start work

Two Step is to begin work on turning the old Smalltown Labour Exchange into a mini-supermarket,…

Meet the candidates

With profiles of the candidates for the two main parties out of the way we turn…

Fencesitter jumps on the bandwagon

The battle for love and likes on AceCrook looks to have been won by upstarts the…

SMASHHEDD again

Smalltown Area Ship Hovercraft Helicopter and Explosive Device Detonators saw more action over the weekend when…

Town Councillors issue denial

Squire Teflon and Dick Trolley have both denied being the councillors involved in the latest scandal…

New approach from independent candidate

The new Independent candidate for Dullbridge has released his manifesto for the upcoming All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty…

Porn probe

An investigation has been launched into claims an Illiberal Councillor watched pornography on his phone in…

Suspicious Object found in Dullbridge

Police were called to the centre of Dullbridge yesterday following reports of the discovery of a…