Barracuda whispers out over Mayor and Deputy Mayor non-debate debacle

Leader of the Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) BeFuddled Party, Councillor Banish Barracuda has responded quietly to…

Deputy Mayor joins Mayor in Duplicitous Deceitful Dictatorship

It has been revealed this week that Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council Deputy Mayor, Eugenie…

Residents react to Resurrection

Smalltown and Dullbridge residents have reacted with incredulity to the news that Smaltown and Dullbridge Town…

Fencesitter defends Dullard

Former leader of the Smalltown and Dullbridge BeFuddled Party and Ex Town Councillor Fencesitter has leapt…

SaD Council to think about move

Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Councillors have agreed to think some more about the proposal to…

Business Tycoon calls for Resignation

Smalltown Business Tycoon, Lex Turkey, has this week called for the Headmistress and Mayor of Smalltown…

Snow. Snow. SNOW.

Residents of Smalltown and Dullbridge woke up this morning to discover that it has snowed overnight.…

Birthday celebration

An old person in Smalltown has celebrated being one year older. Dolores Splott, a resident at…

Saved Tree Unsaved

Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Councillors last night voted unanimously to unsave the tree which had previously…

No Show Snow

Following dire warnings of snow and ice issued yesterday by the Deparartment of Weather and Precipitation…