Dear Horace

SomersetClive is delighted to bring you the first column penned by our new Agony Aunt, Horace…

Monsoon flies in

SomersetClive is delighted to announce that former Prime Minister, Horace Monsoon, has joined us as our…

Spending More than a Penny

With the agenda once again released in contravention of the ‘Three Clear Working Days’ rule of…

STIFF issues urgent appeal

With time running out before the judges from the national Britain in Flower Festival (BIFF) arrive…

WEE Report Released

The long awaited Top Secret Consultant Report commissioned by Deputy Dictator Eugenie Sherry, acting on her…

Bream mystery solved

Several small groups of men were spotted wandering around a field in Bream on Wednesday. Local…

Squire celebrates a win!

The recent Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council Finance and Misappropriation Committee meeting saw Squire Teflon…

Barracuda gives FuTILE update

Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Councillor Banish Barracuda recently gave an update to members of the Town…

Mystic Mick’s March Musings

Smalltown’s only omnipresent psychic takes another look at his past predictions for 2023. MarchTown Mayor and…

Latest WEE figures – part two

The recent Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council White Elephant Enclosure Mismanagement Committee meeting saw Councillors discuss…