Squire plans ‘World Domination’

Squire Teflon has revealed his plans to expand his territory and take control of Somerset. “Following…

Off his trolley

A resident of Smalltown yesterday accused former Councillor Ellen Proves of ‘incorrectly illegally and illicitly impounding…

Squire succumbs to DID. Again.

Squire Teflon has once again allowed his Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) to rear its ugly head,…

Squire bids to annex parts of Smalltown

Squire Teflon has convened a secret meeting of Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council for Monday, where…

Councillors agree with residents

During the Planning and Scheming Committee meeting of the Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council last night…

Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council website hacked.

Reports are coming in that the Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council website has been hacked by…

Squire to resume bombarding residences

Squire Teflon has announced that he will resume his campaign to bombard every residence in Smalltown…

Clive targeted

Yet another unwarranted and unprovoked attack has been launched on SomersetClive by hackers, this time based…

What’s on

The White Elephant Enclosure will be less than half full twice today as people take their…

Squire ‘ready for Crufts’

The world-famous dog show, Crufts, will take place in March and Squire Teflon has been busy…