The date for the election of councillors to the ‘AllNewYetUnimproved Somerset Cuonty Council’ has been announced for May 2022.
The new Council will see the amalgamation of the four existing councils into one big council, equally incapable of running the county. Readers will recall that the new name was chosen by Councillors following a 94-hour discussion over the options. While a public vote came down firmly on the side of renaming the council ‘Somerset McSomersetface‘ councillors felt that this didn’t encompass everything the new council will stand for and chose ‘AllNewYetUnimproved Somerset Cuonty Council’ as a better representation of what lies ahead.
Residents in the pocket-rotten Borough of Smalltown and Dullbridge will be able to go the polls again to vote for candidates and the Squire is offering free tickets to The White Elephant Enclosure for every voter who puts their cross in the box next to one of his names.