There was great excitement in Dullbridge as new signs were unveiled at the town’s bus stop thanks to funding from Going Nowhere Railway (GNR).
The signs have been designed to promote the non-existent link between trains and buses and give travellers an idea of the huge wait time they can expect when they get off a train and want to catch a bus.
For those arriving in Dullbridge who find themselves asking “What the heck am I doing HERE?” the new signs also advise of the quickest way to get to Smalltown.
Dictator Kelsey Dullard said “It is good to see these signs. This is the beginning of our plan to regenerate Dullbridge by advising people how to leave and go to somewhere like Smalltown instead.
I mean – why would anyone want to go to Dullbridge? There’s nothing there and our plans for regeneration are so pathetic that these signs are probably going to be the best idea we will ever have.”