Deputy Dictator to defect?

Sources in Smalltown and Dullbridge claim that Deputy Dictator Cllr Cruella Sherry has become increasingly dissatisfied with her BeFuddled Party.

The first cracks started to show late last year when members of the SaD Finance and Misappropriation Committee refused to approve the White Elephant Enclosure Mismanagement Committee’s agreed £194,000 budget for the 2023/24 financial year, with F&M chair, Cllr Banish Barracuda insisting that WEE chair, Cllr Sherry, try to make savings to the ever increasing WEE costs

Eventually a second budget of £170,094 was agreed, but not before the Smalltown Culture and Arts Manager (SCAM) Debbie Karmary had resigned, leaving Cllr Sherry, as Chair of the Top Secret Human Resources Committee, having to hold Top Secret Meetings to find the best way forward for the WEE.

Matters didn’t improve when in April this year Dictator Dullard announced that, contrary to the deal agreed with the Deputy Dictator when the BeFuddleds took control of Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council in May 2022, she would not be standing aside to allow the Deputy Dictator to take on the role of Dictator.

Things were further compounded in May, when Deputy Dictator became incensed by the SaD BeFuddled Party’s reluctance to throw Smalltown’s Most Popular Person, Councillor Jock ‘Balcony’ McCads, out of the party, following his leering misogynistic behaviour towards the Smalltown and Dullbridge Smalltown Administration Deputy (SADSAD), Eileen Mutton.

Since then a string of poor decisions made by SaDTC has seen the BeFuddleds come in for criticism from SaD residents who have not appreciated over the top spending on Christmas Lights that don’t work and the Most Expensive Christmas Trees in the World which fall over.

Deputy Dictator Sherry is believed to have been in talks with fellow WEE supporter Squire Teflon to join the Illiberal Party. It is understood that Deputy Dictator Sherry has told a friend that if the Finance and Misappropriation Committee try to impose further spending restrictions on the WEE Budget then she will defect to the Illiberals.

As both the BeFuddleds and Illiberals currently have seven Councillors each, Sherry joining the opposition would see Squire Teflon return to taking charge of SaDTC and residents can once again look forward to unlimited spending at the WEE, a multitude of World Record Breaking Olympic Sized Swimming Pool and Ice Rinks, Golden Arches, and funds diverted to events organised by his close-friend and employer Mistress Bones’ Smalltown Shops (SS) group.

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