Rumours that the Toppled Smalltown Christmas Tree is part of Squire Teflon’s ‘Advent Calendar of Sh*t’ campaign to destabilise the BeFuddled Party’s hold on Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council have been circulating around Smalltown and Dullbridge.
The Squire, who was spotted hiding an axe behind his back as he walked from his bedsit in Kidlington Street to his close-friend and employer Mistress Bones’ Newspaper and Tat Emporium on Saturday evening, has refused to comment.
However, sources say that he has been plotting to ‘crash’ the BeFuddleds and succeed in getting Illiberal Candidate, Al Incendiary installed in the vacant Dullbridge seat in the upcoming local election. The move would see the Illiberals equal the BeFuddleds, with both having eight seats each. Robert Not-Bothered is likely to side with the Illiberals, whilst the Working Man’s Party Ben Leftcame expected to vote with the BeFuddleds.
Exactly what is behind the next door to be opened on Teflon’s Advent Calendar is yet to be revealed, but sources widely expect him to vote with the BeFuddleds to agree a huge Council Tax rise, whilst simultaneously claiming that the Illiberals wouldn’t have raised Council Tax.