Dictator Dullard found herself in hot water this week after falling foul of Health and Safety regulations which require all citizens to wear appropriate footwear for the task they are undertaking.
A spokesperson for Somerset Fashion Police said “It was brought to our attention that Dictator Dullard was wearing footwear unsuitable for tea drinking – to wit – flip flops. We approached Dictator Dullard to ask her if she was aware of the Police and Crime Bill 1962, section 94, subsection 999, which requires all citizens to wear footwear with steel toecaps when consuming tea.
The accused told us ‘That rule does not apply to me. I am far too important to have to pay attention to rules.’ so we were left with no alternative but to arrest her and cart her off to the cells.
It was later decided to take Dictator Dullard on a tour of Dullbridge to show her the seedy underbelly of the town to demonstrate that, whilst it is unsuitable footwear today, tomorrow, t could be trackies and shell suits.”
On her release Dictator Dullard said “I throughly enjoyed my day. It was good to see parts of the town I had never seen before, because I haven’t lived in the area for very long.”