Headmistress, Mayor and Dictator Dullard shares Smalltown’s (Previously) Most Popular Person (Dullbridge Public Enemy No.1) Councillor Jock McCads end of term report.
Jock McCads
BeFuddled Party
To say I am slightly disappointed in Cllr McCads performance last term is an understatement. I am very disappointed.
As a senior Councillor and our Head of Drama, with years of experience under his belt, I fully expected him to take the new BeFuddled Councillors under his wing and teach them the ropes. It is blatantly obvious to everyone that he failed to do so, as we continue to muddle our way through trying to act out Council business. .
As a result of this, Deputy Dictators Sherry, Knickers and myself have had to undertake several secret meetings to dicuss his behaviour.
Cllr McCads chairs the Town Unimprovements Committee and also sits on the Finance and Misappropriation, White Elephant Enclosure, and Human Resources Secret Committee.
In his role as TUMPS chair he has successfully seen off any attempt to improve Smalltown including the proposal to host the Intergalactic Food, Craft and Tat Marketfair on the Seafront as he firmly believes that SaD Town Council should support businesses in the town rather than residents, who may have enjoyed something different.
He successfully managed to obtain £3,000 of grant funding from SaD Town Council for his Mad Hatter’s Tea Parties, thus proving that it’s not what you know, but who you know.
In addition, his work on the unimaginery Re-Invent Dullbridge (RID) Bid seeking funding for improvements to Dullbridge failed, which was a relief to many of the businesses in Dullbridge who felt the RIDBID failed to protect their interests.
Both towns now remain in the same unimproved state as they were before the BeFuddled Party took control of SAD Town Council.
His attendance record of 97% is quite good, with 23 out of 24 meetings attended, although this figure could be higher or lower, depending on how many Human Resources Secret Committee Meetings he attended.
His recent appearance before the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council Standards Board has led to me having to impose sanctions and he is now under strict instructions not to attend classes at the Hayloft Road Palace Retirement Home for Bemused and Bewildered BeFuddled Party ex-Teachers (and Others) without my express written permission.
Unfortunately for the latter part of the term I have also had to ban Cllr McCads from chairing any meetings due to his inappropriate behaviour towards the Smalltown and Dullbridge Smalltown Administration Deputy (SADSAD), Eileen Mutton. Cllr McCads will be undertaking an external day-release course to improve his behaviour and it is to be hoped that he will learn from this.
Over the last term Cllr McCads has appeared in Mark Maxman’s news website several times, and has even reached the dizzy heights of national coverage, with his name appearing in the Daily Torygraph (a feat which even Squire Teflon is yet to achieve). His tendancy to pull gurning faces in photographs can be rather off-putting.
Effort: 2/10
Achievement: 2/10
Conclusion: Cllr McCads tends to have a disruptive influence in the SaDTC staff room. His sense of humour has a detrimental effect on his work.