Smalltown Shops (SS) has announced its big surprise.
To the surprise of everyone its next planned event, a Main Street outdoor in the cold in December recreation of Peter Kay’s ‘Britain’s Got the Pop Factor and Possibly a New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly on Ice’ has been cancelled.
Commenting Lady Penelope Brassy can’t be bothered to type the rest said “It seemed like such a good idea after half a pint of gin and a pasty late on a Saturday night. But when nobody could be bothered to respond my messages at 3am on the SS LotsCrap group it was a no brainer to cancel. And frankly I’m shagged out since Ignite Smalltown.“