With just over a week to go until the Coronation of King Henry IX, Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Mayor, Kelsey Dullard, is still eagerly awaiting her invitation to the event.
“I really don’t understand it at all.” Dictator Dullard told SomersetClive, “I was absolutely certain that, as the Most Important Person in Smalltown and Dullbridge, I would receive an invitation. I can only assume that it has got lost in the post.
I’m certain it’s an oversight on their part. What on earth do they expect me to be doing if I’m not at the service? I’ve bought a new jumper and everything.
The alternative is to hang around at the White Elephant Enclosure to greet the peasants who will be trying to claim their free tea and free cake at the free screening of the Coronation.
I really don’t want to have to do that.”
Undaunted, Dictator Dullard has confirmed that on Tuesday she will be asking the Smalltown Administration Guru, Katie Global, to contact Duckingham Palace to confirm her attendance.