Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council is seeking two Forward Facing Admistrative Customer Telephone Technicians (FFACTTs) to join the team of staff at the Hayloft Road Palace Retirement Home for Bemused and Bewildered BeFuddled Party ex-Teachers (and Others).
Applicants will need to demonstrate an ability to be able to talk – both in person and on the telephone – as well as being able to type strongly worded letters.
The positions are offered on a job-share basis, with one person working Monday to Wednesday and the second Thursday and Friday. This is to ensure that someone will be in the office when the Smalltown New Admistration Guru (SNAG) is working from home and the Smalltown and Dullbridge Smalltown Administration Deputy (SADSAD) has her days off.
Currently it is unknown if these vacancies are due to existing staff departures or if SaDTC are seeking to enter the record books as ‘Smallest Town Council with the Most Members of Staff’.
Applications must be made via the SaDTC website, with all forms being completed by hand in quadruplicate.